I'm am sitting at home bored out of my mind, and desperately fighting the temptation to turn on the TV or use hulu. (God is convicting me not to watch TV right now, and it has much more of a battle than I anticipated.) So to fight my boredom I decided to send vibes out into the universe to make someone call our house so that I caould talk to them. I was even willing to get another call from the RNC, I've thought of some pretty clever conversations to start with them, about their all to frequent calling.
Just as I was sending out my vibes the phone rang, and I in disbelief and excitement ran to answer it. I couldn't wait to see who my "cosmic vibes" had had an effect on. With great anticipation I pick up the phone and say "Hello?" only to be answered by my mothers butt. I could hear her talking with people in the background. (Her butt didn't inform her that it was going to call me.) Not only that but 3 minutes into our convo of silence, her butt decided to hang up on me. I guess it ran out of things to say.
Moral of the story: My cosmic vibes only reach my mom's butt as of now, but at least I know they are going somewhere.
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